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Tommy

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PostSubject: The lulsors of Chatterbox Randomness   Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:27 am

As said topic states, a support to the internet forums on posting things simply for the lols! Whether it be a story, picture or phrase. Posting one daily is always nice for something to look forward to as well, just don't throw away all your shows in one day :p Here's one to start off with...

In most of the United States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below. About 3:00 am.one cold morning, Montana trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call that there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow and with the engine still running.

Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on , the trooper walked to the drivers door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him . The driver came awake when the trooper rapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror,and the state trooper next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into "drive" and hit the gas.

The cars speedometer was showing 20-30- 40- and then 50 miles per hour, but it was still stuck in the snow with the wheels spinning . Trooper Nixon , having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the "speeding ".... but stationary car. the driver was totally freaked out, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him . This goes on for a few seconds ,then the trooper yells "Pull over!" The man nodded, turned the wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested and is probably still shaking his head over the state trooper in Montana who could run 50 mph. Who says State Troopers don't have a sense of humor? lol.

TL;DR: Story about an unexpected funny thing a cop did
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PostSubject: Re: The lulsors of Chatterbox Randomness   Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:55 am

OH this is what you were talking about lol
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PostSubject: Re: The lulsors of Chatterbox Randomness   Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:54 am

  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
    If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.
    Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
    Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
    Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
    Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
    Friendship is just like peeing on yourself, everyone sees it but only you get the warm tingly feeling
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PostSubject: Re: The lulsors of Chatterbox Randomness   Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:50 am

tommy you should post some of those fml things
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PostSubject: Re: The lulsors of Chatterbox Randomness   Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:39 am

hyuuu so this looks like fun


A girl and her older brother go to a friends house. On the way the girl starts thinking about cavemen *she has adhd*
"Cavemen must have been really strong."
*Older brother stares at her with confustion on his face*
"Cause you know, they didn't have microwaves, sooo they had to like carry around their food that they caught."
*Older brother shakes his head*
"But they had to be really strong, cause of food and protecting themselves, and and and...."


they arrive at the friends house, and the girl tries to explain it to their friends but fails....



lets see if any of you can figure out who these people are ^.^ since they are real
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PostSubject: Re: The lulsors of Chatterbox Randomness   Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:20 am

lol was it you and either ryan or kevin?
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PostSubject: Re: The lulsors of Chatterbox Randomness   Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:48 am

binggoooooooo

Onii chan is ry ry >.<

kevy and i share no friends that are sibblings.....
i think
uhhhhh
no
we dont
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